Funniest Shit Ever

I was hanging out with some friends and as is a sign of the times we were surfing YouTube to find whatever funny shit we could find.  Someone suggested this.  It's long, but well worth it:



Not only is this the core of hilarity, but it gets better.  See Yoda on the wall?  See PHOTOSHOPPED Yoda on the wall, holding what could only be the Urantia bible (see the Urantia wiki for what THAT business is all about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urantia).  That is just pure awesome.  Any religion that openly suggests that Yoda would make a perfect ambassador needs a serious self-examination.  But you got to give it to these guys for unabashed go-for-it-ness.  They don't give a fuck.

Okay, so if that isn't the best ever--there is the side-branch.  You can get a celestial soul-portrait done by, I'm guessing, one of the members of the church.  Here are some examples:

Look at it!  LOOK AT IT!!


Now look at the background....

Somehow, he magically fiddles himself to Hawaii!  What?!

 This is Arielle.  Someone must have just given her one for Christ-Urantia-mas.

Poor, poor Arielle.











And my favorite...

Wait for it....

BAM!!  This guy's gonna blast a small third-world country out of existence... with his mind!




Oh yeah!  I want one.  If anyone wants to donate $150 so I can get a celestial soul-portrait done--send it my way.  Be assured that it will be framed, and it WILL be put up somewhere in the house.